Cheap Rates and Cheap Morals

When I was a kid I was playing on a jungle gym at recess and fell onto a bald kids head. I broke my nose and started to cry. I like to think that's the reason I do the things I do. Also for the children, but you know...
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Ate something I knew I shouldn’t have and now I feel like shit. It’s apparently a trend tonight.

breakfastinbed replied to your photo: I’ve been up all night working on a stupid website…

this doesn’t look like you at all

It’s because my face is really swollen and I have bags under my eyes. And you can’t see my huge nose.

I’ve been up all night working on a stupid website and i don’t know if these things work but someone bought me one and I’m sure as hell gonna try.

I’ve been up all night working on a stupid website and i don’t know if these things work but someone bought me one and I’m sure as hell gonna try.

Just based off of what I’ve heard so far from the leak, I’m already ready to call this as the most overrated and overhyped album of the year. 

Just based off of what I’ve heard so far from the leak, I’m already ready to call this as the most overrated and overhyped album of the year. 

It’s probably just a good idea for me to stop here and scrap this message. 

It’s probably just a good idea for me to stop here and scrap this message. 

thumbs up this if u think america is the GREATEST NATION EVER and fuck the haters they probably listen to justin bieber.

Barack Obama

According to the facebooks, I’m the only person rooting for the Patriots in the Super Bowl. That’s going to be fun during all of the SB parties. 

somelikeitdrunk:

Jeff isn’t uncomfortable. I promise.

So tonight was a mess. A beautiful mess.

somelikeitdrunk:

Jeff isn’t uncomfortable. I promise.

So tonight was a mess. A beautiful mess.

imnotheretomakefriends replied to your photo: COME AT ME BR(AND)O(N)

wht is up with your hair? where have you been?

IT’S ONE OF THOSE HATS WITH THE EAR COVERS. LIKE THIS:

 

There really needs to be a word to describe someone who you are in no way romantically compatible with, yet there still exists an absurd amount of sexual tension for reasons beyond either of your grasps.