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When I was a kid I was playing on a jungle gym at recess and fell onto a bald kids head. I broke my nose and started to cry. I like to think that's the reason I do the things I do. Also for the children, but you know...
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breakfastinbed replied to your photo: I’ve been up all night working on a stupid website…

this doesn’t look like you at all

It’s because my face is really swollen and I have bags under my eyes. And you can’t see my huge nose.

  1. alexbulli said: it’s your five hour energy nose transplant that throws it off
  2. publicfigure posted this